hmmmm..

Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "Well, you might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 hours! That‟s terrible!! What could be worse?! What's the very bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."