Happy New Year 2020

Lets start the new year with a laugh, Lord knows we need it after 2019 :-)

New years resemble restart buttons. You want to push the button and begin things all once more however then understand your life is too destroyed to be restarted new!

Sorry for all the irritating stuff I did last year. May you allow me to do that again in the New Year?

Another year doesn't come to transform you. It comes to advise you that one more year has gone you're as yet the equivalent pointless imbecile who figures he can make his goals work out as expected!

Here's to an awesome 2020 

Lets make it GREAT!!! 

Merry Christmas for 2019

:-)

Merry Christmas Everyone  - I hope Santa brings you something cool :-)

Laughter can improve your overall health, make sure you have a laugh with family and friends this Christmas.

If you can't manage the cost of a specialist, go to an air terminal – you will get a free x-ray and a bosom test and; in the event that you mention AL QAEDA, you will also get a free colonoscopy… 

I am not insane, I favor the term rationally humorous… 

 An apple daily fends the specialist away, however on the off chance that the specialist is adorable overlook the organic product… 

People say you can't survive without love. I think oxygen is increasingly significant… 

I bombed a wellbeing and security course at work today. one of the questions was: "in case of a fire, what steps would you take? "large ones" was obviously an inappropriate answer!… 

 Merry Christmas everyone  - Ian